I was gone for two minutes.
I went in the office to clean up jacob’s crayons. I thought it seemed quiet in the house.
I don’t know where he got the lipstick; I’m guessing he learned how to open my bathroom drawers.
Sigh.

All’s well that ends well: I got him clean using Method dish soap. I thought his skin and hair would be stained red but they weren’t. Only the waterline of his eyelids remained red…so he looks like he has been crying for days.
The couch came clean with Dr. Bronners Castile oil soap. I can’t believe how well it worked!